Belated Merry Christmas & Other Jinglie Bits!!

Deck the Halls (reworded thanks to Sarah - yes, a tenor!!)

Deck the halls with soft knockers
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Drooping down and gently waving
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Once so perky, firm and bouncy
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Now a memory slowly fading
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See the faces of my family
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Shocked and saying, "What is this dear?"
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Nipples here and nipples there
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Not exactly Christmas cheer
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So I tried to mak them festive
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Stars and tinsel, they're quite jolly
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Starts to look more like a strip joint
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Maybe I hould stick with holly
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly
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Green and red and prickly bits
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But in my mind what I'm seeing
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Lots of gorgeous dangling tits!
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